B2B SaaS · GTM strategy

Unfuck your marketing decisions.

Trying to launch a product, reposition it, or figure out why nothing's working. We step in, find what's broken, and force a call.

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Sound familiar?

The loop of death.

Hover (or click) a pain point
stuck. forever circling
Rewriting the website. Again.
Shipping features nobody gets
Still arguing about who this is for
Launch that already feels wrong
Product vs Marketing. Again.
Another meeting. Same result.
Quick take
Pick a pain point
Hover or click one of the orbit pills to get the blunt diagnosis.

This isn't a strategy problem.
It's a decision problem. Everyone has an opinion. Nobody makes the call.

How we work

Short. Focused.
Brutally honest.

We find what's broken.
We force a decision.

No six-month retainers. No decks with seventeen options. We're in, we make the call, and you have a clear direction with a plan to execute it.

Fair warning: we don't take no for an answer. Don't hire us if you're not going to follow through.

01

Call bullshit on the real problem

Not the loud one. The real one — usually buried under a quiet internal disagreement nobody's named yet.

02

Force the decision your team won't

Who this is for. What you're saying. What to kill. Someone has to commit — that's us, not a workshop.

03

Hand you a plan and get out

A clear decision and a roadmap your team can execute. Not a deck. Not options. One direction.

What we fix

Wtf is your problem?

ICP & market fit
Is anyone actually going to buy this?

You've built something but the ICP keeps shifting, sales are slow, or you're attracting the wrong people. We figure out who this is actually for — and who to stop trying to sell to.

You walk away with

A clear ICP definition, who to drop, what changes in your approach going forward.

Instant decision prompt
Stop guessing. Decide the buyer.
Book a call →
Positioning & differentiation
Why are we losing to worse products?

You know your product is better. But competitors keep winning. We find the positioning gap — what you're saying vs what buyers actually care about — and fix it.

You walk away with

Positioning that sticks, differentiation your sales team can actually use in a conversation.

Instant decision prompt
Write the “why now” in one sentence. If it’s a paragraph, you don’t have it.
Book a call →
Messaging
Why does nobody understand what we do?

Your homepage. Your pitch. Your sales deck. All of it sounds like everyone else — or like it was written for engineers. We tear it apart and rewrite what matters.

You walk away with

Rewritten core messages and value props that humans — not just your team — actually understand.

Instant decision prompt
If your headline can fit any competitor, it’s not your headline.
Book a call →
Launch strategy
How do we launch this without it flopping?

A launch is coming and something feels wrong — wrong timing, wrong audience, wrong story. We diagnose it and give you a clear direction before you commit to the plan.

You walk away with

A launch strategy, what to do and what to cut, and a roadmap you can actually execute.

Instant decision prompt
Pick one success metric for week 1. Everything else is noise.
Book a call →
Product narrative
We built a lot. What should we actually lead with?

You've shipped a lot but the product story is scattered — too many features, too many angles, no clear narrative. We decide what to lead with, what to bury, and what the product is actually about.

You walk away with

What to lead with, what to shut up about, and a product narrative that makes sense to anyone.

Instant decision prompt
Choose the one feature you’d keep if you had to delete everything else.
Book a call →
The process

How it works.

Step 01

15-min WTF call

You tell us what's stuck. We tell you if we can help and what it'll take. If we can't — we'll say so.

Free
Step 02

WTF Audit

We dig in, find what's actually broken — not what's loudest — and tell you in plain English what needs to change.

Paid
Output

Decision + Roadmap

One direction. What to do. What to kill. A 90-day plan your team can actually execute.

Decisions
What people say

Results, not promises.

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I was expecting a deck and a list of recommendations. Instead we got a decision made and a plan to follow.

Roberto Adami
Build2Go
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We'd been arguing about our ICP for two quarters. Márcia found the real disagreement in the first session and forced us to pick a direction. We closed our biggest deal three weeks later.

Alex M.
VP Marketing · B2B SaaS, Series A
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Our messaging was all over the place. Two weeks later we had copy our sales team could actually use in a conversation.

Sara K.
Co-founder · SaaS platform
Ready?

Stop debating.
Start deciding.

15-minute call. We'll tell you what's broken and whether we're the right ones to fix it. No pitch. Just a straight answer.

Book your WTF call 15 minutes · free · no commitment